If Dr. Suess Trained at Maelstrom…

Congratulations, today is your day!
You’re off to the gym,
You’re off and away!
Your sticks at the ready
Your knives set in place
Determined confusion
Etched on your face
As you swing five, eight and nine,
Twelve hundred and three,
Sixty-four, thirty-two,
Hit his head, hit his knee…

You’ll practice with drills
You’ll practice with fights
You’ll do grappling and takedowns
With folks ten times your height
You’ll practice arm bars and locks,
Any lock you can find
And stick fighting patterns
That will mess with your mind…

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