Yup, you read that right, someone has helpfully complied a list of the worlds top 10 fake martial arts:
“There are tons and tons of great martial arts in Terry Pratchett’s Discworld, including Deja-Fu, in which the user’s arms move in time as well as space, so the opponent feels the effect of past blows while standing in front of the apparently motionless Deja-Fu practitioner. And No Kando, which may be made up. But Sloshi, the martial art practiced by the hardiest and most worthy Fools and Clowns, may well be the greatest. Sloshi is basically the physical comedy of clowning, without the careful attention to making sure nobody gets hurt.”
For the full article, check the link below:
http://io9.gizmodo.com/5786205/10-most-awesome-fake-martial-arts
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