Have you ever found yourself wondering if you might secretly be a martial artist? And, if you are a martial artist, where you are on the path?
\nHere is a handy quiz to help you find out:<\/p>\n
If you find yourself practising grip switches with everyday household implements: 1 point.
\nIf you back fist elevator buttons instead of just pushing them: 2 points.
\nIf you have ever missed and wound up on the wrong floor: minus 1 point.
\nIf you have ever decided not to buy pants because they wouldn’t be good for high kicking: 2 points.
\nIf you bought them anyway: 3 points
\nBecause its ok to have non-martial pants: 4 points
\nBut you high kicked in them accidentally: 5 points
\nAnd they tore on the first kick: 6 points
\nIf you secretly practice knife drills with a spoon while setting the table: 2 points
\nIf you find your closest friends tend to beat you up on a regular basis: 4 points
\nIf you find yourself closing the refrigerator door with a side kick: 1 point.
\nIf you have ever dented the fridge door in this manner: 3 points. Minus the damage deposit.
\nIf you have ever saluted your boss or co-worker by accident: 2 points.
\nIf you realized your error and tried to cover your mistake by pretending you had a headache: minus 1 point.
\nIf they did not believe you: minus 2 points and most of your reputation.
\nIf you have ever accidentally clocked yourself on the way to hitting someone else. 1 point.
\nIf you were then assigned push ups as a punishment. 1 point.
\nIf you have ever tried to ‘tap out’ of a tedious meeting: 1 point.
\nIf you have ever weighed the cost of food versus the cost of padded sparring equipment: 1 point.
\nIf you bought the equipment anyway, because its possible to go three weeks without food: 2 points.
\nIf you bought the food instead, because food makes you strong enough not to need padded sparring equipment: 3 points.<\/p>\n
0-10 Beginner
\n10-20 Intermediate
\n20-30 Advanced
\n30-45 Master<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Have you ever found yourself wondering if you might secretly be a martial artist? And, if you are a martial artist, where you are on the path? Here is a handy quiz to help you find out: If you find yourself practising grip switches with everyday household implements: 1 point. If you back fist elevator buttons instead of just pushing them: 2 points. If you have ever missed and wound up on the wrong floor: minus 1 point. If you have ever decided not to buy pants because they wouldn’t Continue Reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4491,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maelstromcore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5319"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maelstromcore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maelstromcore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maelstromcore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maelstromcore.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5319"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maelstromcore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5321,"href":"https:\/\/maelstromcore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5319\/revisions\/5321"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maelstromcore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4491"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maelstromcore.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maelstromcore.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maelstromcore.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}